Saturday, February 17, 2007

How Do They Look Without Staples In Their Navels?





It's 16 degrees outside, but about 85 or so in my mailbox.


The new "Sports Illustrated" swimsuit issue arrives, and, like spring training, serves as a reminder that warmer days are coming.


Oh, yeah, there's that other thing: scads of scantily clad women.


This year's edition makes history, in that the cover-person isn't a professional model. In fact, it's virtually all of us know for her daytime job: Beyonce, star of "Dreamgirls" and current music icon.


Why the switch? Why not some veteran runway waif who'd use S-I as a springboard to fame, as opposed to someone who's already vaulted off and is backstroking her way through the pop-culture waters?


My guess: the Internet.


In an age where scantily clad, faceless flesh can be had in two mouse clicks (totally naked in about three) "Sports Illustrated" needed a fresh hook: enter someone we know, who we're not used to seeing in the altogether.


"Hello, Beyonce? How'd you like a free trip to (insert warm weather locale here)? We'll toss in the wardrobe. Mind if we take some pictures and show them to all of our friends?"


It's win-win--she gets exposure (literally), Sports Illustrated gives an old vehicle fresh tires, and even gets Beyonce's mom in on the deal (I think she designed the swimsuits, but then, I don't read that part).


Read about the history of the S-I swimsuit issue and the industry it's become right here:

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